I’d like to take this opportunity to apologize to everyone in the Walmart in Phoenix, Arizona who had to be evacuated when I tried to get away from the Cops. The whole thing started when I took off while they were trying to get me on a warrant. I hid under the bed in some kids’ bedroom in a nearby house, and finally stole a Montero to drive to the Walmart:
“Todd Underwood, 37, was arrested Thursday after he barricaded himself inside a home near 21st Street and Bell Road around 1 p.m., police said.”
I would further like to apologize for the poor choice in car that I chose to steal. Next time I’ll pick somethingly classier. Martin Levy has suggested a Classic Land Rover Series-2. I don’t know what that is, exactly, but I’ll look into it the next time I need to steal a car to flee the cops.
I’d also like to give a shout out to those two kids, aged only nine and 12, who found me hiding underneath a bed. If they hadn’t been looking for toys to play with, I would have been scott-free! Good job, kids.
Finally I’d like to thank Google for their Google Alerts product that enabled my friend Adam to send me this news alert about what we can only hope is my Google Doppelgänger.
2 responses so far ↓
1 todd // Nov 14, 2008 at 13:59
My friend Matt Carter was able to grab a screenshot of the original article in case they change it later.
2 Pearly Blythe // Nov 15, 2008 at 14:16
I am shocked and disappointed. But, I’m willing to forgive you if you make that into Christmas cards.
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